What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 09:13

Loons and Moons
Still no good.
share office space ...
Will Canadians still buy American products?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Teen girl from 6,200 years ago with cone-shaped skull unearthed in Iran - Phys.org
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Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Amazon Draws Whole Foods Closer in Grocery Unit Reorganization - Bloomberg
Next, they tried...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to